It seems we reported on the murder / suicide of Kitchen Floor and Dishwasher before we had all the details. We go live to the scene where Sears Repairman is reporting live. Sears?
Yes, I'm here in the Kitchen now, where many have been shocked to hear that Dishwasher is, indeed, alive and well after risky diverter motor replacement surgery.
Kitchen Floor, however, was not so lucky.
Dishwasher has been sentenced to a lifetime of Kitchen Arrest doing hard time with no chance of parole.
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